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I'm a designer for Tease, Inc.

We create designs for the Sexually Advanced ... whether you are gay, bi, lesbian, straight ... or just looking for a little kink ... we try to think of everything.

We are always bringing new designs and styles to our new site; so if there is something you'd like to see ... please hit me up on Tumblr, Twitter, or Facebook.

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Catching up on episodes of ‘the real l word’ … so freaking grateful to see the dyke drama on tv … and not in my life!!
Get your own ‘no dyke drama’ t-shirt at the Tease, Inc. online store!
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Catching up on episodes of ‘the real l word’ … so freaking grateful to see the dyke drama on tv … and not in my life!!

Get your own ‘no dyke drama’ t-shirt at the Tease, Inc. online store!

Are you a tease?

- Bertha

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A Russian couple having sex in a car parked in a tiny garage have died from carbon monoxide poisoning,

Love to die for: News24: World: News

tiny vw car

Oh my … what’s more tragic? Shagging to the death in your garage? Or having sex in a VW?

Our recommendation … wear a Tease, Inc. ‘parking in rear’ t-shirt … and don’t leave the car running!

Parking in Rear

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Do you suck?  We have a t-shirt for that … 

What do you do afterwards?  We are guessing we have a t-shirt for that too …

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Do you suck?  We have a t-shirt for that … 

I Suck T Shirt | Tease, Inc.

What do you do afterwards?  We are guessing we have a t-shirt for that too …

I Swallow T Shirt | Tease, Inc.

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Vulva Cologne ... THE SCENT OF A WOMAN’S VAGINA | Viceland.com

Coffee … tea … or me?  You don’t have to be Homer Simpson to get all excited about this pastry!!

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Coffee … tea … or me?  You don’t have to be Homer Simpson to get all excited about this pastry!!

Coffee, Tea, or Me T Shirt | Tease, Inc.

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Don’t have an amazing mustache?  Have no fear … just wear one of our ‘free mustache ride” t-shirts:

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Don’t have an amazing mustache?  Have no fear … just wear one of our ‘free mustache ride” t-shirts:

Free Mustache Rides T Shirt | Tease, Inc.

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I love sex. I love skin. I don’t believe the body is something to hide
Aunt Sally has a thing for bears … and so do we!!  Check out our Bear Pride T-Shirt.

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Takeshi wasn’t the quickest guy to figure out he’d  walked into a lesbian bar.
- Anna Rexia (Photobomb)
I suppose he didn’t think twice about the female bouncer wearing the Muff Diver t-shirt.

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Takeshi wasn’t the quickest guy to figure out he’d walked into a lesbian bar.

- Anna Rexia (Photobomb)

I suppose he didn’t think twice about the female bouncer wearing the Muff Diver t-shirt.

Muff Diver T Shirt | Tease, Inc.

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Taking bets … will Pam Anderson don a red bathing suit when she performs on Dancing with the Stars?  In their 10th Season, ABC finally recruited a cast of hot messes that I can’t possibly ignore.
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t looking forward to a wardrobe malfunction. :)  I’m torn … with well wishes for the cast … and secret desires for some meltdowns.  Yeah … I’m horrible.
Oh well … here’s to all the ‘hot messes’ … what would we do without them.  Give your ‘inner’ hot mess a voice, with Tease, Inc.’s Hot Mess t-shirt!

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Taking bets … will Pam Anderson don a red bathing suit when she performs on Dancing with the Stars?  In their 10th Season, ABC finally recruited a cast of hot messes that I can’t possibly ignore.

I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t looking forward to a wardrobe malfunction. :)  I’m torn … with well wishes for the cast … and secret desires for some meltdowns.  Yeah … I’m horrible.

Oh well … here’s to all the ‘hot messes’ … what would we do without them.  Give your ‘inner’ hot mess a voice, with Tease, Inc.’s Hot Mess t-shirt!

Hot Mess T Shirt | Tease, Inc.

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I want to wear a d**k strapped to my vagina.

Lady Gaga causes controversy at photoshoot - Yahoo! News UK

Mmmmm … that quote makes me quiver!  You go Lady Gaga!

Believe it or not, there is an actual ‘how to pack’ guide on About.com’s website.  At Tease, Inc., we make a t-shirt for those looking to draw attention to their package. ;)

I'm Packin' T Shirt | Tease, Inc.

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“I will probably begin with a very classy first line… something like:  say, sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?”, Leon Phelps, “The Ladies Man”
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“I will probably begin with a very classy first line… something like: say, sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?”, Leon Phelps, “The Ladies Man”

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I am the third sex, not a man trying to be a woman. It is your society’s problem that you only recognize two sexes.” - Hijra Mona Ahmed