I am the third sex, not a man trying to be a woman. It is your society’s problem that you only recognize two sexes.” - Hijra Mona Ahmed
“I will probably begin with a very classy first line… something like: say, sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?”, Leon Phelps, “The Ladies Man”
- Bertha
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I want to wear a d**k strapped to my vagina.
Lady Gaga causes controversy at photoshoot - Yahoo! News UK
Mmmmm … that quote makes me quiver! You go Lady Gaga!
Believe it or not, there is an actual ‘how to pack’ guide on About.com’s website. At Tease, Inc., we make a t-shirt for those looking to draw attention to their package. ;)
- Bertha
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Source: Yahoo!
Taking bets … will Pam Anderson don a red bathing suit when she performs on Dancing with the Stars? In their 10th Season, ABC finally recruited a cast of hot messes that I can’t possibly ignore.
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t looking forward to a wardrobe malfunction. :) I’m torn … with well wishes for the cast … and secret desires for some meltdowns. Yeah … I’m horrible.
Oh well … here’s to all the ‘hot messes’ … what would we do without them. Give your ‘inner’ hot mess a voice, with Tease, Inc.’s Hot Mess t-shirt!
- Bertha
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Takeshi wasn’t the quickest guy to figure out he’d walked into a lesbian bar.
- Anna Rexia (Photobomb)
I suppose he didn’t think twice about the female bouncer wearing the Muff Diver t-shirt.
- Bertha
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Aunt Sally has a thing for bears … and so do we!! Check out our Bear Pride T-Shirt.
- Bertha
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I love sex. I love skin. I don’t believe the body is something to hide
Zoe Saldana on Sexual Awareness - Entertainment Newswire | Black Voices
With that in mind … we encourage everyone to get BUCK NAKED!!
- Bertha
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Don’t have an amazing mustache? Have no fear … just wear one of our ‘free mustache ride” t-shirts:
- Bertha
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Coffee … tea … or me? You don’t have to be Homer Simpson to get all excited about this pastry!!
- Bertha
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Vulva Cologne ... THE SCENT OF A WOMAN’S VAGINA | Viceland.com
I have one question … does it taste like chicken?
- Bertha
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Source: Vice Magazine
Do you suck? We have a t-shirt for that …
What do you do afterwards? We are guessing we have a t-shirt for that too …
- Bertha
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A Russian couple having sex in a car parked in a tiny garage have died from carbon monoxide poisoning,
Love to die for: News24: World: News
Oh my … what’s more tragic? Shagging to the death in your garage? Or having sex in a VW?
Our recommendation … wear a Tease, Inc. ‘parking in rear’ t-shirt … and don’t leave the car running!
- Bertha
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Source: news24.com
Catching up on episodes of ‘the real l word’ … so freaking grateful to see the dyke drama on tv … and not in my life!!
Get your own ‘no dyke drama’ t-shirt at the Tease, Inc. online store!
- Bertha
Just the tip … just for a second … just to see how it feels?
Tease, Inc. … we love to make gear that will get you laid … slapped … or possibly both. :)
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- Bertha
