There should be a survey for @dinahshore … how many ‘gold star’ lesbians will be in attendance?
What’s a gold star? Well … if you are a lesbian … who has never done ‘it’ with a man … then you have earned your gold star. ;)
Hmmm … now that I think about it … I suppose there is no reason why the ‘gold star’ label can’t be applied to gay men. What do you think?
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- Bertha
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My bathroom is stocked … and sooo lesbian friendly … #chelseahandler … #playboy … #tampons … and beacoup #toiletpaper! what more could a girl want??? Hmmm … maybe a copy of ‘On Our Backs’ … but sheece … I dunno if that magazine is even still in publication?
Speaking of lesbians … have you seen our latest t-shirt? We heart lesbians … how about you???
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Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis used tequila to shoot sex scene in upcoming movie, “The Black Swan”.
The actresses play rival ballerinas in the upcoming drama Black Swan, with Portman having reportedly suggested Kunis for her role.
This gives more evidence … that most women are only a ‘shot’ away from going lesbian!! We love it!
Read more: http://www.metrolyrics.com/2010-natalie-portman-and-mila-kunis-used-tequila-to-shoot-sex-scene-news.html#ixzz1258nHbga
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Must See Train Wreck TV … tonight on Bravo … Danielle Staub (Real Housewives of NJ) sings a lesbian duet …
When Staub heard “Real Close’’ — a girl-on-girl duet that Michaels was about to release – “she said she really wanted to perform it with me,’’ Michaels said. “Danielle wanted to do it live without her voice being manipulated — like the two other housewives with songs out.”
see the story here at Yahoo!’s link.
- Bertha
Megan Fox Reveals Dream Role: A Lesbian Native-American Superhero
any script involving the sultry starlet giving her male counterparts the slap around, all while showing off ample cleavage and long legs in knee-high boots, is bound to cause a few concentration concerns on-set.
Oh … just imagine … can flick your clit faster than a speeding bullet vibrator … more powerful than a hitach magic wand … able to make you cum in a single fist pound …
- Bertha
Who knew … Pat Buchanan has GAYDAR??!! Silly me … I thought eating PUSSY made you a lesbian … not playing softball!!
“Women’s softball has been associated with lesbians and being gay for a long time,” said Mr. Buchanan on MSNBC’s Morning Joe about Elena Kagan. “That’s been sort of a signal like two men sunbathing together on a beach, or something like that. The immediate implication is that they’re gay, and I’ve known that for a long time.”
- Bertha
It just makes sense to have an openly gay character in Archie comic books
Archie comics welcomes new gay character
Please don’t leave out Betty! I think it’s about time she had a hot lesbian affair!!
- Bertha
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Apparently Scott Baio’s wife isn’t keen on Lesbian Shit Asses
Renee updated her Facebook page justifying her hate speech by the existence of lesbian friends. Renee also has a black friend, and a few months ago Scott repeatedly pointed to this woman, tweeting pictures of her, to prove a distasteful Michelle Obama joke was not racist.
Wow … the world was such a sweeter place when Joanie loved Chachi. Who knew Scott Baio’s wife was such a raging bitch?? Give that woman her own talk show so she can tell us all how she really feels!
- Bertha
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Source: The Huffington Post
A female koala might force another female against a tree and mount her, while throwing back her head and releasing what one scientist described as “exhalated belchlike sounds.” Male Amazon River dolphins have been known to penetrate each other in the blowhole.
Can Animals Be Gay? - NYTimes.com
One man, studying Mazarine Blue butterflies in Morocco in 1987, regretted having to report “the lurid details of declining moral standards and of horrific sexual offenses” which are “all too often packed” into national newspapers. And a bighorn-sheep biologist confessed in his memoir, “I still cringe at the memory of seeing old D-ram mount S-ram repeatedly.” To think, he wrote, “of those magnificent beasts as ‘queers’ — Oh, God!”
A lengthy article … but a very interesting read.
- Bertha
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Brooklyn “Lesbian Tryst” Teachers to Be Charged
Students at the Brooklyn school were watching a talent show in the auditorium while the tenured teachers were doing whatever they were doing.
Bummer … they were busted by the janitor who walked in on them … isn’t that supposed to be the beginning of a porn scene? *imagines porn music*
- Bertha
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Courtenay Semel is now a HASBIAN
According to the NY Post … Courtenay Semel now prefers the company of men to women. The death of Casey Johnson has been so traumatic for Ms. Semel; that she has gone the way of Ann Heche.
IMHO … just having Tila Tequila on a resume of past girlfriends is enough to scare me straight!
Sorry … we don’t have a ‘hasbian’ design YET … so … no t-shirt for you Ms. Casey. Instead, we’ll save one of our ‘lesbian - just for the taste of it’ t-shirts for you in case you return to your lesbionic ways.
- Bertha
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Cougar Town asks an important question … are you Ellen or Portia? LOL … I can just imagine two little girls playing house … rather than saying ‘i’m the mommy and you are the daddy’ … now they can proudly say ‘i’m the ellen and you are the portia’.
- Bertha
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What’s your take on last night’s Law & Order SVU episode? Advocate.com, reports the kiss between Mariska Hargitay and Kathy Griffin was left out. IMHO … I kind of like seeing Mariska’s character tortured with a little bit of questioning about her sexuality. I remember the first time a girl tried to kiss me … I was so uncomfortable with the situation … I fell on the floor and pretended to be waaay too drunk to even comprehend what had just happened. It took me a few years before I could finally ‘come out to myself’ .. and get up enough nerve to kiss a female.
As far as the rest of the episode … I love me some Kathy Griffin when she’s on the D List … and when she performs on stage … but I’m really not a fan of her performance last night. I couldn’t get it out of my head that it was ‘Kathy Griffin’ rather than the lesbian activist she portrayed. I also think SVU could have done a better job with the writing … so much of the quips made were too ‘stereotypical’ to believe as real. Oh well … like I said … that’s just my opinion. What’s yours?
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