Someone needs to teach that mascot the right way to eat a cheerleader … with one ankle behind each ear!
- Bertha
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“I will probably begin with a very classy first line… something like: say, sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?”, Leon Phelps, “The Ladies Man”
- Bertha
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Bedazzled cooch?? Isn’t that a choking hazard?
- Bertha
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Dude, this milk tastes gay…
LOL … i’m pretty sure most people have at least 2% homo in them!!
- Bertha
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Nothing like a ‘backseat bushwack’ to put me in a smile on my face … the girls from Avenue D come up with lyrics that could make 2 Live Crew blush.
- Bertha
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Cougar Town asks an important question … are you Ellen or Portia? LOL … I can just imagine two little girls playing house … rather than saying ‘i’m the mommy and you are the daddy’ … now they can proudly say ‘i’m the ellen and you are the portia’.

- Bertha
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The problem with sex on the beach … is that you can end up with sand in your crevices. This poor photobomb victim must have been cleaning herself … while her other friends thought it was prime time for a picture.
- Bertha
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This picture gives new meaning to the term ‘porking’. Following the ‘not so kosher’ theme … we have our Pork Me design.
- Bertha
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It’s been a while since i’ve played soccer … but i’m pretty sure that’s an intentional hand ball …
- Bertha
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If you had to choose … would you rather have a portrait tattoo of Bob Ross … or an ex lover? #badtattoo
- Bertha
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Holy Moses … check out a sneak peak of the ‘awkward’ sex scene, from She’s Out of My League. Guaranteed to give you a chuckle. ;)
- Bertha
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ahh the perils of forgetting your safe word … don’t leave home with out it!!

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- Bertha
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