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Choice quotes from Conservative GOP state Sen. Roy McDonald...

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 12:25:50 -0700

Choice quotes from Conservative GOP state Sen. Roy McDonald … who decided to do the right thing … and vote for Marriage Equality in NY.

“You get to the point where you evolve in your life where everything isn’t black and white, good and bad, and you try to do the right thing,” McDonald, 64, told reporters.

“You might not like that. You might be very cynical about that. Well, f—- it, I don’t care what you think. I’m trying to do the right thing.

“I’m tired of Republican-Democrat politics. They can take the job and shove it. I come from a blue-collar background. I’m trying to do the right thing, and that’s where I’m going with this.”

Any Justin Bieber ‘drag kings’ out there? What do...

Sat, 19 Mar 2011 12:07:42 -0700

Any Justin Bieber ‘drag kings’ out there? What do you call yourself? Justin Beaver? Send pics or links to performance videos please!

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There should be a survey for @dinahshore … how many...

Fri, 18 Mar 2011 14:46:50 -0700

There should be a survey for @dinahshore … how many ‘gold star’ lesbians will be in attendance?

What’s a gold star? Well … if you are a lesbian … who has never done ‘it’ with a man … then you have earned your gold star. ;)

Hmmm … now that I think about it … I suppose there is no reason why the ‘gold star’ label can’t be applied to gay men. What do you think?

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South Florida has become a mecca to the ‘swinging’...

Fri, 18 Mar 2011 13:30:31 -0700

South Florida has become a mecca to the ‘swinging’ lifestyle. This may be nothing new to some of you … but if you are interested in reading, The Miami New Times has an entertaining article about five popular sex clubs in South Florida.

The article is complete with a brief history of ‘swinging’ and statistics:

The Kinsey Institute at Indiana University estimates that as many as 4 million Americans participate in some form of group sex or couple swapping.

Heartfelt memories:

She recalls moments they shared here, some charming, some erotic, and some gross — like the time he dropped his ring and ended up digging it out of a trash bag full of used condoms.

And common sense advice:

Swinging can make a good relationship even better, and it can make a bad relationship even worse.

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Feed your ‘spring fever’ with a sale at Tease, Inc.!...

Wed, 16 Mar 2011 10:05:47 -0700

Feed your ‘spring fever’ with a sale at Tease, Inc.! Receive a $10 discount with any purchase over $50. Coupon codes: SPRING2011 or CADSPRING2011. Offer good between 03/15/11 — 04/04/11.

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Do you want sex? Well … don’t be shy …...

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 07:05:47 -0800

Do you want sex? Well … don’t be shy … advertise! Get your own ‘sex wanted’ t-shirt at the Tease, Inc. online store!

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No Strings Attached? You should wear that on a t-shirt!!! Get...

Sat, 05 Mar 2011 16:09:07 -0800

No Strings Attached? You should wear that on a t-shirt!!! Get your own ‘NSA’ t-shirt at the Tease, Inc. online store!

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Do you have your green gear ready for St. Patrick’s Day? ...

Wed, 02 Mar 2011 12:22:24 -0800

Do you have your green gear ready for St. Patrick’s Day? Order before March 8th, and save 17% on all orders over $35.

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Looking for a “daddy”? You can look for one without...

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 12:09:30 -0800

Looking for a “daddy”? You can look for one without even trying … with one of our favorite t-shirts.

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I <3 tight ends!!! This Superbowl fever is making me horny...

Sun, 06 Feb 2011 18:11:52 -0800

I <3 tight ends!!! This Superbowl fever is making me horny … anyone else looking for a ‘sport f*ck’?

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Thank you Vince Guaraldi and Charles Schultz for the best...

Sat, 25 Dec 2010 13:25:15 -0800

Thank you Vince Guaraldi and Charles Schultz for the best Christmas Soundtrack ever!! Happy Holidays everyone!!

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The Senate will vote to repeal Don’t Ask Don’t Tell...

Fri, 17 Dec 2010 18:15:55 -0800

The Senate will vote to repeal Don’t Ask Don’t Tell tomorrow … you can bet I’ll be wearing my Do Ask Do Tell t-shirt in support of all my friends serving in the Armed Forces.

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My bathroom is stocked … and sooo lesbian friendly …...

Mon, 06 Dec 2010 16:00:00 -0800

My bathroom is stocked … and sooo lesbian friendly … #chelseahandler … #playboy … #tampons … and beacoup #toiletpaper! what more could a girl want??? Hmmm … maybe a copy of ‘On Our Backs’ … but sheece … I dunno if that magazine is even still in publication?

Speaking of lesbians … have you seen our latest t-shirt? We heart lesbians … how about you???

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Have you seen the Slash video … with Fergie playing the...

Thu, 02 Dec 2010 09:34:08 -0800

Have you seen the Slash video … with Fergie playing the ‘hot mess’ who ties him to the bed and engages in some knife play?? Guess what …the idea came from Slash’s wife!

When Slash interviewed with NME, he stated:

“My wife had told her, ‘You should tie him up and do all this stuff’. So she took my wife’s word, and the next thing you know I’m tied to the bed.”

“It was an interesting time, but it was a lot of fun. She’s really great to hang out with… I could think of worse things I could be doing that being tied down and straddled by Fergie.”

I have to admit … Fergie is as scary as she is sexy in the video! Yikes … I wonder what her ‘safe word’ is???

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WE <3 SEX … but we also really really like FREE...

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 11:58:22 -0800

WE <3 SEX … but we also really really like FREE SHIPPING!! From December 1-14 with the coupon codes GIFTS2010 (for the U.S.) or CADGIFTS2010 (for Canada) when the order value is over $30.

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We <3 our new ‘it’s complicated’ t shirt...

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 08:41:47 -0800

We <3 our new ‘it’s complicated’ t shirt … but there is nothing complicated about our Cyber Monday Sale … 25% all orders $40 or more!! Coupon Code: CYBER2010.

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Cyber Monday is more than twenty-four hours away, but we have a...

Sat, 27 Nov 2010 21:54:54 -0800

Cyber Monday is more than twenty-four hours away, but we have a sale going on now!! With the coupon codes CYBER2010 (for the U.S.) or CADCYBER2010 (for Canada), you get 25% off all orders of $40 or more. The offer is valid from Friday, November 26 thru Tuesday, November 30.

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Yesterday … it was all about ‘white meat or dark...

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 11:14:06 -0800

Yesterday … it was all about ‘white meat or dark meat’ … today … it is all about ‘top or bottom’ . At Tease, Inc., we hope you get plenty of what you crave during this long holiday weekend!!

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Just the tip … just for a second … just to see how...

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 15:40:50 -0800

Just the tip … just for a second … just to see how it feels?

Tease, Inc. … we love to make gear that will get you laid … slapped … or possibly both. :)

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Free Shipping ends this weekend!! No minimum required. Coupon...

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:36:00 -0800

Free Shipping ends this weekend!! No minimum required. Coupon codes: SHOPEARLYUS (for the U.S.) or CADSHOPEARLY (for Canada). * Note - CAD coupon is limited to a discount of $4.50 off shipping.

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